Me? Flirting? C'mon! (05:19:48) Shari: :) (05:20:27) Piopi: ^^ (05:21:14) Piopi: twin musta (05:21:42) Shari: okay lang naman po. you? :) (05:21:56) Piopi: okz lng din buhay pa (05:22:42) Piopi: cnu ung carlos ?? (05:23:32) Shari: character sa isang book series. haha (05:23:42) Piopi: ahhhhhhhhhhh (05:23:46) Piopi: wala lng (05:23:51) Piopi: regalo ko?? ^^ (05:26:10) Shari: anong regalo? (05:26:20) Piopi: xmas na eh (05:26:22) Piopi: hehe (05:26:38) Shari: ano yun? hehe (05:26:42) Piopi: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (05:26:47) Piopi: christmas (05:27:07) Shari: di ko alam yun (05:27:13) Piopi: awts (05:27:15) Piopi: hahaha (05:27:18) Piopi: ok (05:27:23) Piopi: aun (05:27:28) Piopi: sleep nko (05:27:30) Piopi: ^^ (05:27:44) Piopi: bc ka eh (05:27:52) Shari: sweet sleep :) (05:27:57) Piopi: hehehe (05:28:08) Piopi: sana katabi kita ^^ (05:28:11) Piopi: lamig eh (05:28:21) Shari: di kaya (05:28:27) Piopi: uu kaya (05:28:33) Piopi: d2 malamig eh (05:28:45) Shari: patayin mo aircon (05:28:51) Piopi: wakoko (05:29:00) Piopi: nka patay na kninna pa (05:29:05) Piopi: malamig parin (05:29:15) Piopi: maski sa labas eh (05:29:24) Piopi: bumili kc ako ng yosi (05:29:26) Piopi: aun (05:29:30) Piopi: sleep nko (05:29:37) Shari: okie (05:29:39) Piopi: wala ba talaga ako gift?? (05:29:50) Shari: wala pera eh ^_^ (05:29:58) Piopi: ay ganun (05:30:00) Piopi: hehehe (05:30:05) Piopi: kaw nlng ^^ (05:30:12) Shari: pfft (05:30:12) Piopi: pde ba ?? wakokoko (05:30:18) Piopi: anu un?? (05:30:29) Shari: matulog ka na nga. haha (05:30:33) Piopi: pfft??? (05:30:42) Piopi: anu un?? (05:30:50) Piopi: maya na (05:31:02) Shari: expression (05:31:02) Piopi: malay mo pde kang gift saken ^^ (05:31:10) Shari: musta naman si mcdo? (05:31:10) Piopi: ahhhh (05:31:20) Piopi: ok nman cguro un (05:31:26) Shari: cguro? (05:31:31) Piopi: may asawat anak na un (05:31:34) Piopi: uu (05:31:41) Shari: onga (05:31:45) Piopi: wala lng (05:31:48) Piopi: aun (05:32:01) Piopi: ikaw d ka ba pdeng gift?? >:) (05:32:15) Shari: loko ka twin. tsk tsk (05:32:20) Piopi: wakoko (05:32:24) Piopi: malay mo pde ^^ (05:32:33) Shari: malay ko nga (05:32:38) Piopi: hahaha (05:32:45) Piopi: ang tanung pde nga ba?? (05:32:57) Shari: hindi (05:32:59) Shari: :)) (05:33:05) Piopi: yun lang (05:33:15) Shari: ninja ka na naman (05:33:15) Piopi: how sad :( (05:33:21) Piopi: d ahh (05:33:30) Shari: asus (05:33:35) Piopi: in need eh hahaha (05:33:38) Piopi: mwuah (05:33:42) Piopi: joke lang un (05:33:51) Piopi: pro half meant un (05:34:00) Shari: master ninja talaga ito (05:34:08) Piopi: wakokoko (05:34:27) Piopi: eh ung mga subbordinates ko ayaw ako 2lungan eh (05:34:29) Piopi: gaya mo (05:34:56) Shari: havent seen you in 4 years. tumaba ka na ba? lolol. oy excuse me, kayo lang ang mga ninja. lalo na nung nininja ako ni mcdo. (05:35:01) Shari: biktima lang ako :)) (05:35:13) Piopi: wakoko (05:35:17) Piopi: gumaganun pa (05:35:24) Piopi: 2maba ako (05:35:29) Piopi: kso pumayat ulit (05:35:33) Shari: shempre dapat kunwari inosente hehe (05:35:40) Piopi: kc always puyat (05:35:44) Piopi: wakoko (05:35:47) Shari: nyak,. bakit naman (05:36:03) Piopi: ehhhh ganun talaga (05:36:19) Piopi: aun (05:36:33) Piopi: pa inosente epek ka pa jan ampf (05:36:40) Piopi: sleep nko (05:36:53) Shari: shempre. sige mornin :p (05:38:05) Piopi: mwuah (05:38:19) Piopi: sana pde kang gift saken (05:38:23) Piopi: treat ko ^^ Me? Flirting?

Just when I thought I've already forgotten how to flirt...

(05:19:36) MrXXX: morning
(05:19:48) Shari: :)
(05:20:27) MrXXX: ^^
(05:21:14) MrXXX: twin musta
(05:21:42) Shari: okay lang naman po. you? :)
(05:21:56) MrXXX: okz lng din buhay pa
(05:22:42) MrXXX: cnu ung carlos ??
(05:23:32) Shari: character sa isang book series. haha
(05:23:42) MrXXX: ahhhhhhhhhhh
(05:23:46) MrXXX: wala lng
(05:23:51) MrXXX: regalo ko?? ^^
(05:26:10) Shari: anong regalo?
(05:26:20) MrXXX: xmas na eh
(05:26:22) MrXXX: hehe
(05:26:38) Shari: ano yun? hehe
(05:26:42) MrXXX: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(05:26:47) MrXXX: christmas
(05:27:07) Shari: di ko alam yun
(05:27:13) MrXXX: awts
(05:27:15) MrXXX: hahaha
(05:27:18) MrXXX: ok
(05:27:23) MrXXX: aun
(05:27:28) MrXXX: sleep nko
(05:27:30) MrXXX: ^^
(05:27:44) MrXXX: bc ka eh
(05:27:52) Shari: sweet sleep :)
(05:27:57) MrXXX: hehehe
(05:28:08) MrXXX: sana katabi kita ^^
(05:28:11) MrXXX: lamig eh
(05:28:21) Shari: di kaya
(05:28:27) MrXXX: uu kaya
(05:28:33) MrXXX: d2 malamig eh
(05:28:45) Shari: patayin mo aircon
(05:28:51) MrXXX: wakoko
(05:29:00) MrXXX: nka patay na kninna pa
(05:29:05) MrXXX: malamig parin
(05:29:15) MrXXX: maski sa labas eh
(05:29:24) MrXXX: bumili kc ako ng yosi
(05:29:26) MrXXX: aun
(05:29:30) MrXXX: sleep nko
(05:29:37) Shari: okie
(05:29:39) MrXXX: wala ba talaga ako gift??
(05:29:50) Shari: wala pera eh ^_^

(05:29:58) MrXXX: ay ganun
(05:30:00) MrXXX: hehehe
(05:30:05) MrXXX: kaw nlng ^^
(05:30:12) Shari: pfft
(05:30:12) MrXXX: pde ba ?? wakokoko
(05:30:18) MrXXX: anu un??
(05:30:29) Shari: matulog ka na nga. haha
(05:30:33) MrXXX: pfft???
(05:30:42) MrXXX: anu un??
(05:30:50) MrXXX: maya na
(05:31:02) Shari: expression
(05:31:02) MrXXX: malay mo pde kang gift saken ^^
(05:31:10) Shari: musta naman si mcdo?
(05:31:10) MrXXX: ahhhh
(05:31:20) MrXXX: ok nman cguro un
(05:31:26) Shari: cguro?
(05:31:31) MrXXX: may asawat anak na un
(05:31:34) MrXXX: uu
(05:31:41) Shari: onga
(05:31:45) MrXXX: wala lng
(05:31:48) MrXXX: aun
(05:32:01) MrXXX: ikaw d ka ba pdeng gift?? >:)
(05:32:15) Shari: loko ka twin. tsk tsk
(05:32:20) MrXXX: wakoko
(05:32:24) MrXXX: malay mo pde ^^
(05:32:33) Shari: malay ko nga
(05:32:38) MrXXX: hahaha
(05:32:45) MrXXX: ang tanung pde nga ba??
(05:32:57) Shari: hindi
(05:32:59) Shari: :))
(05:33:05) MrXXX: yun lang
(05:33:15) Shari: ninja ka na naman
(05:33:15) MrXXX: how sad :(
(05:33:21) MrXXX: d ahh
(05:33:30) Shari: asus
(05:33:35) MrXXX: in need eh hahaha
(05:33:38) MrXXX: mwuah
(05:33:42) MrXXX: joke lang un
(05:33:51) MrXXX: pro half meant un
(05:34:00) Shari: master ninja talaga ito
(05:34:08) MrXXX: wakokoko
(05:34:27) MrXXX: eh ung mga subbordinates ko ayaw ako 2lungan eh
(05:34:29) MrXXX: gaya mo
(05:34:56) Shari: havent seen you in 4 years. tumaba ka na ba? lolol. oy excuse me, kayo lang ang mga ninja. lalo na nung nininja ako ni mcdo.
(05:35:01) Shari: biktima lang ako :))
(05:35:13) MrXXX: wakoko
(05:35:17) MrXXX: gumaganun pa
(05:35:24) MrXXX: 2maba ako
(05:35:29) MrXXX: kso pumayat ulit
(05:35:33) Shari: shempre dapat kunwari inosente hehe
(05:35:40) MrXXX: kc always puyat
(05:35:44) MrXXX: wakoko
(05:35:47) Shari: nyak,. bakit naman
(05:36:03) MrXXX: ehhhh ganun talaga
(05:36:19) MrXXX: aun
(05:36:33) MrXXX: pa inosente epek ka pa jan ampf
(05:36:40) MrXXX: sleep nko
(05:36:53) Shari: shempre. sige mornin :p
(05:38:05) MrXXX: mwuah
(05:38:19) MrXXX: sana pde kang gift saken
(05:38:23) MrXXX: treat ko ^^
(05:39:15) Shari: shattap. good morning. sleep tight

It's an IM conversation a couple of minutes ago with someone from "the past." (4 years is an exaggeration...If you were at the pig out when I turned 18, you'd probably seen him there). Changed his name to MrXXX to protect his identity (as if it needs protecting). He's been out to get inside my panties for quite a while now, even during the McDo-Shari team-up.

McDo is a close friend of his and a mistake fling of mine from 3 years ago. He's 8 years older than I am, and quite a ladies man. A hunk, they say, but not exactly my type. He has tried to exercise his "ninja powers" to me more than once whenever I got a little bit tipsy. Deposited me into his (own) car, (own) house, and (own) bed while his girlfriend was away, that wicked sex maniac.

"Ninja" is a term we use to tag someone when s/he often makes sexual advances toward, uhm, another someone (haha). A simple kiss, a simple touch, a simple everything makes the perpetrator a ninja. MrXXX is the master ninja, as mentioned; and McDo comes next in the ninja heirarchy. Obviously.

Carlos (Ricardo Carlos "Ranger" Manoso) is a character in the Stephanie Plum book series by Janet Evanovich. I've been dying to get boinked hard by the Cuban American hottie for the past couple of months (maybe even years) now. Too bad he's just fiction. Most book series lovers imagine wrestler Dwayne Douglas "The Rock" Johnson perfect to be a Ranger; I imagine there's no one else like him. Ranger, I mean.

Anyway, damn, I'm such a flirt!