HALP!!! SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!!!

I can't believe this! I'm a frigging 20-year-old young lady (woooh, lady nga ba?) who has spent her years practically ignoring ALL animes on TV, with the exception of the following:

1. Sailor Moon (oh c'mon, we all went through that phase, faves ko sina Sailor Mars at Sailor Neptune)
2. Yu Yu Hakusho (Ghost Fighter, dimwits! It's my most fave, and Botan is the star of my swetdreams, heh!)
3. Rurouni Kenshin (well, you know, Samurai X on Studio 23 years ago)
4. Ranma 1/2 (can't even remember a single episode)
5. Neon Genesis Evangelion (only because I accidentally watched my dad's hentai vid...I like the fiery girl...)
   
6. Flame of Recca (because it's the one shown after YYH on GMA 7)
7. Fushigi Yugi (mainly to know what the hype was all about)
8. Voltes V (gimme a break, I was a kid!)
9. Doraemon (whenever I catch it mornings on GMA 7 anyway)
10. Saber Marionette (just like the case with Ranma 1/2, everything from this series escapes me)
11. Weiss Kreuz (Knight Hunters on GMA 7..I only caught a few episodes but I liked the concept: flower shop boys in the morning, assassins at night)
    
12. Magic Knight Rayearth (wahaha, the Tagalized song is just so LSS material that I still know the lyrics by heart!)
13. Zenki (uh-huh...what's this all about again?)
14. You're Under Arrest (I almost wept when we had to change from Home Cable to Destiny Cable...no more AXN, thus, no more You're Under Arrest. Suckorz!)
    
15. There's this one I don't know what's called, basta it was shown on GMA 7, and the main characters' names are Joe (brown-haired guy and pseudo-learder), Jenny (a bluette, I think, and my fave character...yes, I do seem to have an inexplicable fondness for blue-haired ladies), and Mike (a, quite obviously, a blonde). And there's a princess there with a constellation for her namesake: Princess Andromeda, if I'm not mistaken, with the long white hair and clingy attitude (she's mabait in the series, but geesh, I think she's just plain bitchy, heh). There were robots and all...or were they spacecrafts? Also shown on Cartoon Network a few years after, but I never did get the title. Anyway, I loved that one!
    
16. Oh, oh! And the one with the teapot time machine thingy! Haha! "Takure, takure!"
    

...and has chosen THIS YEAR to act like a crazed fan girl of animes. What the hell is wrong with me?!

I want to cry so badly that I'm irritating myself to no end. And why do yours truly want to bawl?

It's because I WANT TO GO TO QUIAPO ANG BUYS LOTSA PIRATED ANIME DVDS AND WATCH THEM NONSTOP AND GUSH OVER THEM AND CRY AND KILL MYSELF!!!

And the frustration is brought about by yesterday night's episode of Naruto on Cartoon Network where Sasuke has been (apparently) killed!!!

Oh NOES! NOT MY SASUKE!

See? I'm losing my mind over a frigging animated series! What gives?!

And it's not even funny that I want to watch also these animes:

1. Bleach
2. Inu Yasha
3. One Peace
4. Death Note
   

Shit, I'm doomed!

On a sidenote, why the FUCK do they insist on renaming the characters? For dubbing purposes? Gimme a fucking break!

FILIPINO DUBBERS BUTCHERED YUYU HAKUSHO (and I speak not of the time when they mistakenly assigned a female voice talent for Kurama aka Dennis at first then made the very core story a venue to cover up their blunder)! NOW TELL ME, DOES THAT GIVE JUSTICE TO THE ANIME?! YOU BASICALLY CHANGED THE WHOLE STORY OF THE FUCKING ANIME! I MEAN, COME ON! FIRST EPISODE PA LANG, WALANG WALA NA AGAD YUNG ESSENCE NUNG ISTORYA!

Now...Didn't I tell you I'm going crazy here? HUHUHU.